The End is NOT near
retrocampaigns:

lastowka:

Shocking research by the New York Times. Really casts the William Henry Harrison administration in a new light.

Wait, what?

That’s what mom called her’s too.After I was born, at least.

retrocampaigns:

lastowka:

Shocking research by the New York Times. Really casts the William Henry Harrison administration in a new light.

Wait, what?

That’s what mom called her’s too.
After I was born, at least.

k-for-kris:

In every incarnation, every timeline, every vision, it is destiny for finn to lose his right arm, i knew it would be connected to the grass sword but i had no idea it would be this soon

southparkdigital:

“No it’s MY damn garden and I’m sick of you kids dressin’ up and having talks of betrayal in it!”

southparkdigital:

“No it’s MY damn garden and I’m sick of you kids dressin’ up and having talks of betrayal in it!”

sydneysawyer:

thesarahworley:

sydneysawyer:

WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS TOWN PREGNANT?

It’s in the water, don’t drink the water!

That’s why I just drink beer.

Will also get you pregnant.

besturlonhere:

yahwehiam:

rhymeswithvinegar:

notahyper-specific:

That’s it.  That’s Fox News.

They didn’t even get a comedian to talk about the economy on the news. They got a fictional character played by a comedian to talk about the economy on the news.

Did he just say, “Mr. President, have pity on the working man!” several times and then leave?

no actually he talked about how the collapse of the dividends market shattered his retirement fund before delivering an elegant riposte against the quasi-communistic policies of president obama. he lost a lot of money and the only thing that kept him afloat was endorsing a heartburn relief drug and selling scrap copper

damn. so he’s not making the returns on delta farce that he expected? that’s rough. also lol @ “quasi communistic.”

besturlonhere:

yahwehiam:

rhymeswithvinegar:

notahyper-specific:

That’s it.  That’s Fox News.

They didn’t even get a comedian to talk about the economy on the news. They got a fictional character played by a comedian to talk about the economy on the news.

Did he just say, “Mr. President, have pity on the working man!” several times and then leave?

no actually he talked about how the collapse of the dividends market shattered his retirement fund before delivering an elegant riposte against the quasi-communistic policies of president obama. he lost a lot of money and the only thing that kept him afloat was endorsing a heartburn relief drug and selling scrap copper

damn. so he’s not making the returns on delta farce that he expected? that’s rough. also lol @ “quasi communistic.”

treylane:

get it?

yes. “give up now.” gotcha.